As several readers have pointed out, there are no penguins in the Arctic. Oscar, Ed and Gordo emigrated there from the Antarctic.

Oscar loves animals, even Garfield.

Green celebrities....ak.

 

This one was inspired by my friend, Dale, who goes for weekends of gold prospecting and has found a couple of nuggets, but lost one down the sink.

I am proud to say I have never eaten a certain brand of fried chicken and I hope I never have to.